Addicted to Facebook

Recently, I've noticed some addictive behaviors in my life. No, I don't do drugs. I do... Facebook.  So, I've decided to make a list of such behaviors in order that others might recognize the addiction in their own lives before it's too late.

You know you're spending too much time on facebook when...

• You're reading a blog and think "Ha! I like that! Where's the 'like' button?" 
• You feel the urge to hit the "report spam" button when an ad comes in your (actual) mailbox.
• You take a picture and the first thing you think is, "That one's going to be my profile pic!"
• You haven't gone out with your friends in weeks, yet you know every detail of their lives.
• Someone tells you a joke at work and you respond by shouting "LOL!"
• The logo on your milk jug makes you wonder if your "Farmville" crops have come in yet.
• You stamp "remove from friends" on the forehead of that annoying chick in the next cubicle.
• You go to the bathroom in the middle of your date to post a status update: "Rocking this! I see a second date coming soon."
• You start to receive emails offering you a position in support tech.
• The only way you talk to your partner is by commenting on his/her wall.
• You're considering starting up a second profile for your dog.
• You would rather post youtube videos than watch that movie you rented.
• Your Warcraft friends have joined facebook to see what all the hype is about.
• Your friends recommend going to a local chapter of Facebookers Anonymous.
• You just googled Facebookers Anonymous.
• You're offended by any of the above.

If you or anyone you know suffers from a facebook addiction, please seek help immediately.